What I've learned from my Uncle Brian

I know, I know.  Normally you write something like "What I've learned from my mom", or "What I've learned from my dad" but I think this one may have the potential to someday save my life.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that a weed-wacker on skin hurts.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that hot grease can melt skin.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that a rusty nail in your knee may or may not cause an infection.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that if you want to spin the tires on a Corvette, make sure that the "competitive driving" feature is turned on.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that the Governor will throw a water balloon at you.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that you should always check the forecast before putting the top down on your car.

I learned from my Uncle Brian to watch your footing on the treadmill or you will end up with scrapes and bruises.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that iced tea is a way of life.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that a wire brush, in a drill, in the arm = blood.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that if you're hauling a long ladder on the Interstate always fasten it down.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that the best way to store up patience is to never use any.

I learned from my Uncle Brian to make sure you completely tighten down the top on your car or it will act as a sail.

I learned from my Uncle Brian not to put your leg too close to the tail pipe on your motorcycle...it gets kinda hot.

I learned from my Uncle Brian to be careful with shellac because it will glue the cat's nose shut.

I learned from my Uncle Brian that.......

Oh the list goes on.  But I'm assuming you have lives, so I won't take up your whole day. ;)

Shine on,